Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Deadly Prey: The Greatest Fucking Movie Ever Made

Just saw this choice morsel of cinematic nirvana last night at Cinefamily and all I can say is, "DEADLY PREY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!" I mean, wow. Just...wow. This isn't just an unintentionally funny movie, it's an experience. To give you an idea of just how effective a piece of entertainment this thing is, people were actually cheering throughout the film as if we were at a Hell's Angels rally. And afterward, as star/producer Ted Prior took the stage to answer questions/explain himself, the entire room erupted in a standing ovation. I'll bet nobody can say that about the time they saw The Social Network.

Deadly Prey is, in a nutshell, a hilariously shitty low budget amalgam of Rambo and Most Dangerous Game rife with horrendous dialogue, even more horrendous acting and enough shamelessly over-the-top violence and machismo to choke the life out of any women, children and small animals standing within 100 yards of whatever screen it's playing on. I dare you to watch the below trailer without feeling the urge to stab someone in the face and shit on their corpse. If you don't, you're not a man and I don't trust you.



Sadly, Deadly Prey is out of print, but you can track it down on bootleg (Sshhh) DVD on the internets - I just bought a copy here - or, if you know me, buy some beer and just come over to watch it.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Granny Goes To God



I dare you to watch this and find anything redeeming about it whatsoever.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Tame Impala: Innerspeaker


This is Innerspeaker by Tame Impala. I dig this album cuz it has a spacey, ethereal sound but the songs still drive forward without meandering off into some pretentious cacophony of random noise and production parlor tricks (I'm looking at you, Animal Collective). In other words, I can listen to it while getting baked OR while working out at the gym. And, yes, let's just get this out of the way: the singer sounds uncannily like John Lennon. Check out the album leadoff track, It Is Not Meant To Be below.

To Download:
(Mac) - right click or Control click>"Save Linked File As".
(PC) - right click>"Save As"