I was originally going to commemorate my first entry on this blog with some kind of profound treatise on the power of the everyman to jot his thoughts out in a public forum as a form of self administered therapy, but then I remembered that shit like that is gay and boring, so I opted out of that funny business. Instead, much like one watching porn with remote in hand. I'll simply jump ahead to the action.
I guess, as a first topic, I could discuss the cool job I recently applied for, but I found out today that I didn't get it. I'm kinda bitter about it so let's just stuff that pain deep down inside and talk about this cool animated gif I made today instead. Yay!
If you look at this thing for longer than 30 seconds, you will fall into a trance-like state and begin receiving messages from the devil instructing you to murder the nearest presidential candidate. I'd hate to see that happen so please refrain from staring for too long. Remember: The Flashing Skull Of Doom is a privilege, not a right. Don't abuse that privilege!
