The Sage Wisdom Of Diamond Dave

You know, there are days when I roll out of bed and think, "By God, we've blown it! People are corrupt, the world is in turmoil, and the future is just a dark and dreary six letter word. Maybe we're all better off just drinking the poisoned Kool Aid and ending our misery once and for all."

But then I see videos like this one...



Maybe there's a reason to go on after all.

Dane Cook Likes What Nick Ferrell Has To Offer

Who would've thought that the apex of my creative output would be one of my t-shirt designs being worn by a shitty stand-up comic?

It Came From The Radio: Episode 1

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IT CAME FROM THE RADIO: Ep. 1

Ordinary Papal

Looks like the Pope has come across the pond to the U.S. to do some
damage control and entice back some of the one-third of American
Catholics who have deserted his corrupt, irrelevant, and archaic
church in the past few years. Well, here's what I have to say about
that...


Currently stoked on at this moment: My new firewire audio interface

Blog? Why The Fuck Not?

That's exactly what I said to myself today after remembering that I signed up for this damned thing last year to only then let it sit neglected and festering all of these months. So now that I'm here, what the hell am I supposed to write about?

I was originally going to commemorate my first entry on this blog with some kind of profound treatise on the power of the everyman to jot his thoughts out in a public forum as a form of self administered therapy, but then I remembered that shit like that is gay and boring, so I opted out of that funny business. Instead, much like one watching porn with remote in hand. I'll simply jump ahead to the action.

I guess, as a first topic, I could discuss the cool job I recently applied for, but I found out today that I didn't get it. I'm kinda bitter about it so let's just stuff that pain deep down inside and talk about this cool animated gif I made today instead. Yay!



If you look at this thing for longer than 30 seconds, you will fall into a trance-like state and begin receiving messages from the devil instructing you to murder the nearest presidential candidate. I'd hate to see that happen so please refrain from staring for too long. Remember: The Flashing Skull Of Doom is a privilege, not a right. Don't abuse that privilege!