Granny Goes To God

I dare you to watch this and find anything redeeming about it whatsoever.

Tame Impala: Innerspeaker

This is Innerspeaker by Tame Impala. I dig this album cuz it has a spacey, ethereal sound but the songs still drive forward without meandering off into some pretentious cacophony of random noise and production parlor tricks (I'm looking at you, Animal Collective). In other words, I can listen to it while getting baked OR while working out at the gym. And, yes, let's just get this out of the way: the singer sounds uncannily like John Lennon. Check out the album leadoff track, It Is Not Meant To Be below.

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It Is Not Meant To Be

Aloe Blacc: "Good Things"

This is Aloe Blacc's Good Things. If old-style soul music with a pinch of modern hip hop flavor sounds like a tasty recipe to you then go out and buy this. If that doesn't sound like your speed then allow me to suggest this or maybe even this. Anyhoo, his I Need A Dollar has been getting some play on stations like LA's KCRW and I heard it's also used as the main title cue for some show on HBO, so I won't beat you over the head with that song. Instead check out this tasty nug.

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Hey Brother

The Power Of Point Dread!

The eighties were a beautiful car wreck awash in irresponsible marketing that preyed on the tender, impressionable minds of America's children. They sold us laser-tag guns that got us shot by cops, hooked us on video games that made us into fat, lethargic zombies and infiltrated our minds with the dark sorcery and homo-erotic undertones of He-Man and the Masters Of The Universe. Go ahead and download the audio file and accompanying read-along book below. Then - while enjoying story points including a villain who resembles death on steroids, an old man getting crushed by falling rocks, a character plummeting to an implied demise and enough occult imagery to knock out a priest - keep in mind that I was given this in 1983 at the age of 5. If you showed this to a contemporary five-year-old child whose diet consists of steady helpings of Hannah Montana and Pokemon, he'd probably start wetting the bed and cutting himself.

Psh. Kids today are fags.

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HE-MAN READ-ALONG BOOKLET

HE-MAN AUDIO FILE

House On Criterion Blu-ray

This is House, not to be confused with the limping guy on TV who insults everyone and makes them feel like assholes. You need to do some drugs and watch this, like, fucking yesterday. And I'm not trying to be cute when I say that. Seriously. Go do some drugs and watch this.

Mini Bonzo

This guy should start a Zeppelin cover band and call it Trampled Under Four Foot Tall.

Happy Holidays, 2010

As if it's not bad enough that I sent this to pretty much everyone I know, my roommate and I actually threw our Saturday night away shooting this. When we were done, we shared a bottle of Lambrusco and then retired to our respective bedrooms to both masturbate to JC Penney underwear ads before falling asleep alone and ignorant of a woman's touch. The next morning we discovered that we both dreamt we were grown men with dignity.

Baxter was so disgusted that he moved out and hasn't called since.

Robert Johnson

Here's a sketch of Robert Johnson. The hell hounds are just out of frame.

The Awkward Dinner

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This drawing has no inherent meaning or purpose. It's just tits on a table. Nothing more. Nothing less.

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