As if it's not bad enough that I sent this to pretty much everyone I know, my roommate and I actually threw our Saturday night away shooting this. When we were done, we shared a bottle of Lambrusco and then retired to our respective bedrooms to both masturbate to JC Penney underwear ads before falling asleep alone and ignorant of a woman's touch. The next morning we discovered that we both dreamt we were grown men with dignity.
Baxter was so disgusted that he moved out and hasn't called since.
