The eighties were a beautiful car wreck awash in irresponsible marketing that preyed on the tender, impressionable minds of America's children. They sold us laser-tag guns that got us shot by cops, hooked us on video games that made us into fat, lethargic zombies and infiltrated our minds with the dark sorcery and homo-erotic undertones of He-Man and the Masters Of The Universe. Go ahead and download the audio file and accompanying read-along book below. Then - while enjoying story points including a villain who resembles death on steroids, an old man getting crushed by falling rocks, a character plummeting to an implied demise and enough occult imagery to knock out a priest - keep in mind that I was given this in 1983 at the age of 5. If you showed this to a contemporary five-year-old child whose diet consists of steady helpings of Hannah Montana and Pokemon, he'd probably start wetting the bed and cutting himself.
Psh. Kids today are fags.
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I frequently see this parked behind the Sherman Oaks Gelsons. I need to meet the person who drives this.
If there's an artist who has better cornered the market on the heavy metal-meets-D&D-meets-drugs vibe better than Skinner, please let me know. 
Just saw this choice morsel of cinematic nirvana last night at Cinefamily and all I can say is, "DEADLY PREY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!" I mean, wow. Just...wow. This isn't just an unintentionally funny movie, it's an experience. To give you an idea of just how effective a piece of entertainment this thing is, people were actually cheering throughout the film as if we were at a Hell's Angels rally. And afterward, as star/producer Ted Prior took the stage to answer questions/explain himself, the entire room erupted in a standing ovation. I'll bet nobody can say that about the time they saw The Social Network.
