Mini Bonzo

This guy should start a Zeppelin cover band and call it Trampled Under Four Foot Tall.

Happy Holidays, 2010

As if it's not bad enough that I sent this to pretty much everyone I know, my roommate and I actually threw our Saturday night away shooting this. When we were done, we shared a bottle of Lambrusco and then retired to our respective bedrooms to both masturbate to JC Penney underwear ads before falling asleep alone and ignorant of a woman's touch. The next morning we discovered that we both dreamt we were grown men with dignity.

Baxter was so disgusted that he moved out and hasn't called since.

Robert Johnson

Here's a sketch of Robert Johnson. The hell hounds are just out of frame.

The Awkward Dinner

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This drawing has no inherent meaning or purpose. It's just tits on a table. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Mondo-cool shit at Mondotees.Com!

Do you like indie screen print design? Do you like cult movies, nerd culture and shit like that? Then why are you still sitting there like an asshole? Quit fucking around and go to Mondo.

MONDOTEES.COM

The Most Wicked-Sweet Vest Ever!

Fuckin' A goddaamn right they do.

Old Monster Drawings

You want stupid crap like this hanging on your refrigerator? Then don't let your kid play sports and instead let him watch shitty horror movies about ten to fifteen years earlier than is advisable. Voila! Be warned that one likely side effect of this will be that he'll grow up and start a shitty blog where he posts titty drawings and songs he recorded in his bedroom about driving over people's boyfriends.

You Never Wanna Hang Around Me Anymore

Here's my newest song about heartache and turmoil. Click the link to listen or download for your iTunes bizness.

To Download:
(Mac) - right click or Control click>"Download Linked File".
(PC) - right click>"Save As"

YOU NEVER WANNA HANG AROUND ME ANYMORE

Bob Log III

If you put Les Claypool, Tom Waits, and Buckethead into the transporter from The Fly, Bob Log is what they would all aggregate into at the other end.

"I Ran Over Your Boyfriend"

My new single just dropped today. Click the link to listen or download the fucker and dump it in your iTunes bizness.

To Download:
(Mac) - right click or Control click>"Download Linked File".
(PC) - right click>"Save As"

I RAN OVER YOUR BOYFRIEND