Yes, I Own An Album Titled "Genclik Ile Elele"...

This is Mustafa Ozkent's Genclik Ile Elele. Put it on and the carpeting in your house will sprout into shag and you will instantly want to put some polyester on and start leering at middle aged women at the laundromat. That probably makes no sense, but it will after you've given this thing a spin. Click the link below for a taste:

Burçak Tarlalarl

The Talking Dr. Laura Doll

You wanna have a pissing match over who owns the most ridiculously and mind numbingly stupid tchotchke? You wanna call out the fuckin' thunder? Go ahead because I guarantee you that I win. I've won before the competition even begins. And that's because I own the goddamn motherfucking Talking Dr. Laura Doll. That's right, shut up and go home.